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Monday, December 17, 2018

7 Holiday Miracles More Likely Than Out-Swimming Team USA

by Chase McFadden//Contributor

Team USA wrapped up a dominant performance at FINA Worlds in bubble wrap, placed it in an empty shoe box, covered it in snowman-themed paper with enough tape to encircle the globe three times, popped a glittery silver bow on top and lovingly set it under the tree for swim fans. Truly, attempting to outswim Team USA is more challenging than…

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Out-blitzening Blitzen
Out-illuminating Clark Griswold
Out-acapellaing Pentatonix
Out-ho-ho-hoing Santa
Out-bah-humbugging Ebenezer Scrooge

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