At some point, there will be another swim meet. But when?
As demonstrated repeatedly over the last few months in relation to pretty much each and every aspect of life, a blank-stare-eyebrows-raised shoulder shrug is the only accurate response to that question.
Until whenever when is, here are a few ways you can make today at least feel like a swim meet (aside from the actual swimming part).
- Rhythmically chant “STROKE!… STROKE!… STROKE!…” from the sidewalk as the neighbors paint their house.
- Write the day’s schedule on the inside of your forearm with a Sharpie. (2:00 — JAZZERCISE)
- Smile often and belly laugh until you snort.
- Swig a half gallon of chocolate milk. (Important to do this after the snorting laugh.)
- Thoroughly soak a towel with cold water and haphazardly toss it on the bathroom tile before taking a teeth-chattering, goose-pimpling shower, then attempt to dry off with said towel.
- Award yourself mental medals. Bronze for walking the dog. Silver for placing the empty milk jug in the recycle bin rather than back in the fridge. Top-of-the-podium gold for living the day with gratitude, empathy and bold kindness.
- Lift up and build up humanity — OUR TEAM, OUR TEAMMATES — with unbridled positivity and conviction.
- Lose your goggles.